Welcome to Twoguys Guesthouse Pattaya

Low Season Special, June to Oct. Details at bottom of page

Seven Reasons To Stay at Two Guys Guesthouse.

Unlike other places we at Two Guys Do Not charge extra for :

  • Daily Room Cleaning
  • Daily Linen Change
  • Power used / Air Conditioning
  • Breakfast
  • TV and WiFi
  • Overnight Guests
  • Room Safe, Lock Box


Here’s a common story about people visiting Pattaya.

45 Year Old Guy, out of Shape, thinks he’s too Old and Over the Hill to find any new friends in his life.  He resigned himself to being treated as “Invisible” in the bars and clubs.

Until he came to Pattaya That Is

He met people of all ages from all over the world who were out to have fun. Stop into any bar and you’re sure to find someone who will say hello and chat with you.

We have many customers who come to Pattaya for the first time telling us “I would not have believed I could have found so many approachable friendly people had I not experienced it myself”.

One much traveled customer said that he had been to many FUN places in the world but this was the top of them all.  Another customer told me he was very shy and doesn’t know how to talk to people..” but here the people are so friendly”, he said,” You never have a problem finding someone to talk to in the Bars, they welcome you and will talk and have a drink with you”.

Pattaya is open and non judgmental

There is no prejudice here, that includes Age, Race, Gender, Looks or Weight. All you have to do is be tolerant and open minded to have a good time.

Nothing is guaranteed in life and nothing is forever but your chances of socializing with a happy go lucky smiling friend in Pattaya are Hundreds of times more certain than in your home town. .

Experience of a Lifetime to Remember

Come to Pattaya now, Turn back the clock and give yourself an experience that you will fondly remember for the rest of your life.

We  at Two Guys Guesthouse  are a Small, Safe, Clean, Good Quality and Value for Money, place to stay, with friendly and helpful staff.

We are a relaxed and enjoyable place to hang out, where you quickly make friends and get to know the inside scoop about much of the vibrant entertainment scene.  “Pattaya is like no other in the World” (and that’s customers talking, not us)

You Don’t believe us!…. read the Testimonials on this page.

Many new guests quickly make friends with other customers while chatting over their breakfasts in the relaxed atmosphere of the terrace cafe. We have customers from America, France, England, Australia, Belgium, Germany, Switzerland, China, Japan, Malaysia, Russia  all sitting talking to each other and sharing their experiences of Pattaya.twoguys1611285

We make a point of introducing new guests to our seasoned customers. And they are more than happy to offer well seasoned advice and insights about Pattaya, or anywhere they have traveled.

Come and Join us, you too can easily make new friends from all over the world and start living your secret dreams.

Here you learn Quickly from other customers  the best shopping, shows, bars, clubs and restaurants to visit and how much to pay / tip etc. rather than what is asked…There can be HUGE differences between the two….!!!!

This is information that has cost people lots of money to find out, you will be getting the insider tips free, saving you stress, time and money.

Fill in the reservation form to book your dream come true holiday……..And Discover the easy, fast and simple shortcuts from other party people who are already living their dreams in Pattaya.

Please Note: It pays to book early at Two Guys Guesthouse,  Because!
1.  There is a 50 B/ night discount if you book three months in advance (deposit required via PayPal)
2.  We suggest you book well in advance from November to May.

Book early while there are still vacancies and avoid the disappointment of Paying higher prices at other places.  Fill out the reservation Form and send it in, you will normally get a reply within 24 Hours.

You Pay by Cash on arrival, we use PayPal for deposits.


Book now!  Just fill out the form and we will send you the details where to pay using the PayPal processing system, (which one of the easiest and most secure systems on line).
By Christmas we are normally fully booked…Go Ahead What are you waiting for….

Low Season Special, June to Oct.
If you stay for more than 4 nights you get an extra night free, so if you stay for 10 nights you will only pay for 8! (early booking discount not applied to this offer)

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